I have to apoligize to readers. Really I
did not plan to post tonight but some how
I really messed up on my last Humor for
Day post yesterday.Somehow I will manage
to learn to do it right and take things One Day
At A Time.Thanks….. May God touch you with
His finger of LOVE and leave a fingerprint that
NO ONE CAN RUB OFF…..UNTIL NEXT POST
Memory Lapses…Three people were living
together…all three accused the other of ageing.
One states that he is going upstairs to take his
bath. He then goes up stairs, turns on the water,
watches it run a minute or so and the ask,”Why
did I come up here” The third tells the second
“Go help your friend” The second goes to the top
Memory, at it’s best
Three people were living together. All accused
the other of ageing.One states that he is going
upstairs to take a bath.He then goes up the
stairs,turns on the water,watches it run and
calls out,”Why did I come up here.” The third
tells the second,”Go help your friend because
he is in trouble.”He then goes up the stairs and
ask the third,”Why did I come up here.”
The third yells out,”knock on wood..Knock
on wood I am not like those two. After a short
pause…he turns and ask ,”Is that someone at
our front door.” Author unknown
of he stairs and then ask”Why did I come up here”
What door are you talking about? What do you
mean? The door that can change your life,the
one that lets you take a good look at yourself
and understand what and why you need to
improve in your life. Never mind any of the
clutter that you will leave behind. Today is a
different day…Yesterday is gone forever….
that is unless you choose to hold on to some
of yesterday’s images so you can put yourself
down or sabatosage yourself….Remember
yesterday is a canceled check…Tomorrow is
promosery note…Yes, all you have is today so
Open The Door and choose to make best of it
Open The Door and recieve your gift,your
your present…NOW is always the present
Thanks again
present
On my first post I mispelled the word laugh
by being to much in a hurry and careless so I
got a good laugh at myself…Now for the humor
I promised, This middle aged man was rushed
to a catholic hospital with chest pains.He was
given oper heart surgery. Upon awakening
the Nun on duty as him. What insurance do you
have?…None Do you have a job or any money in
the bank?.. again None…Well,do you have any
relatives that can help?.Only one sister and she
is a spinster Nun and has no money… I will
have you know Sir,… she is married to God
That is Great… Just send the bill over to my
Brother in Law…..author unknown
Each hour in every day is very special.It is
really a Gift from above and thats why we call it
the present. All we really have Now,which
quickly turns into another Now, then another
and so on. 8 hours for sleep and rest,your cells
actually replinish themselves, 8 hours to work
and 8 hours to use as you see fit.Recreation, TV,
study,are doing things that you enjoy doing.
Time is a precious gift and once it is gone you
can never get it back. For years I wasted a
great amount of it just wandering , What is Gods
will for me? Today I just do what is front of
me today…One Hour At A Time… 24 Hours At
A Time…and leave the results up to Him…..
Thank You For Now
Teach your children to laugh and smile.They
grow up with greater respect for you, for
themselves and others, A smile shows you
have Love in your heart. Mother Teresa
